exitpursuedbyamormont said: well, as long as you don’t have to brush your teeth…i couldn’t do it, i’d be saying all the smutty words in a really creepy voice. “she removed his pants and suddenly his white-hot roD OF MAN-FLESH WAS UNLEASHED”
Yeah I’m VERY big on not brushing my teeth. I’m aiming for that authentic Revolutionary War oral hygiene thing you know?
Honestly, I’d be worried about giggling and snorting at all those cheesy lines. I mean, just reading what you wrote made me titter uselessly. It might be too hard of an occupation, actually, hmmm
exitpursuedbyamormont said: what in the hell, liz
(Was tempted to just post this with no commentary as out of context this is hilarious to me. But seriously: apparently you get really good royalties doing erotic audio books for every person who downloads your book reading file thingie, and it seems like an easy way to get money without having to brush my teeth)
I wish my speech was better, I’d totally try out for erotic audio book work