somehow Derek Hale snuck up on me and now I like him almost as much as I like Isaac and Stiles

..I should probably watch my S2 dvds sometime soon

emstantinople:

outofcontextdnd:

"Just because he’s a Demon Lord doesn’t mean he’s not into consent. We have a safe-word and everything."

"That’s good of him."

-Party wizard explaining why her demon/ antipaladin lover is totally okay to the cavalier

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I couldn’t resist

(via capncrystal)

(Source: weheartit.com, via thegoodvybe)

positivedoodles:

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amortentiafashion:

Cecil Ehn’s spring wizards’ collection features roses and ruffles, using traditionally feminine elements to emphasize the sensuality of men and magic.
(photo found by the fantastic essayofthoughts!)

amortentiafashion:

Cecil Ehn’s spring wizards’ collection features roses and ruffles, using traditionally feminine elements to emphasize the sensuality of men and magic.

(photo found by the fantastic essayofthoughts!)

(Source: bibbydeebobbydeeboo, via alexanderhamiltonisthebottom)

bronzedragon:

the42towels:

bronzedragon:

the42towels:

bronzedragon:

the42towels:

bronzedragon:

the42towels:

bronzedragon:

the42towels:

bronzedragon:

the42towels:

OK NO I WAS WRONG BREAD DOESN’T MAKE THE TOPLESS SCENE BETTER OH MY GOD NO

WHAT IS THE CONTEXT THIS IS RANDOMLY ON MY DASH AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND

I AM STILL TRAUMATIZED BY THE SCENE SO I AM IN ALL CAPS AND PLEASE DONT THINK I’M YELLING AT YOU

OK SO I WAS WATCHING CRIMINAL MINDS AND THIS GUY GOT SHOT AND HE WAS HOT SO I WAS LIKE HEY HE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF TO CHECK OUT HIS WOUND AND SOMEONE ON HERE SAID THERE WAS BREAD INVOLVED

SO I THOUGHT HE’S GONNA EAT IT WHILE FIXING HIS WOUND RIGHT??? BREAD IS AWESOME AND MAKES PEOPLE FEEL BETTER RIGHT?

WRONG.

HE PUT THE BREAD IN THE BULLET HOLES.

LIKE

WHY

WHY

WHY WOULD HE THINK IT WAS GOOD IDEA TO PUT BREAD IN A GUNSHOT WOUND??

I can never look at bread the same way again. at least for a week

WE CAN ALL LEAVE THE CAPSLOCK ON AND TEMPORARILY BE THOR

WAS IT MOLDY BREAD? 

MOLDY BREAD COULD HAVE PENICILLIN AND THEREFORE ACT AS AN ANTIBIOTIC IF THERE WAS NOTHING BETTER AROUND

ALSO MAYBE IT WOULD WORK TO ABSORB BLOOD

BUT MOSTLY I’M THINKING ABOUT THE ANTIBIOTIC EFFECT

ALTHOUGH IDK WHY THEY’D BE DOING THIS ON A MODERN-DAY SHOW

I’M ALWAYS UP FOR BEING LIKE THOR HE’S AWESOME

IT WAS…I’M NOT SURE IF IT WAS MOLDY. LIKE IT WAS BREAD FROM A SANDWICH HE KEPT IN THE FRIDGE AND YOU SEE HIM TAKE IT OUT AND CUT FROM IT AND PUT IT BACK SO WHO KNOWS HOW OLD IT WAS?

IT DIDN’T LOOK MOLDY BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY A SANDWICH HE WAS KEEPING PAST ITS EATING TIME YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I DID NOT KNOW MOLDY BREAD COULD HAVE PENICILLIN WHICH CAN COMBAT INFECTION THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW THANK YOU

I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS USING THE BREAD TO ABSORB BLOOD AT FIRST TOO BUT IT WAS WHITE PROCESSED BREAD AND NOT, LIKE, RYE OR SOME OTHER KIND OF MORE PURE BREAD SO MY MIND REJECTED THE CHARACTER’S LOGIC. WOULD THE TYPE OF BREAD AFFECT THE…ABSORBILITY(? )OF BREAD?

I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT SCENE BUT YOUR INSIGHTS ARE HELPING ME BETTER UNDERSTAND THE CHARACTER’S REASONING THANK YOU

YEAH IF IT WAS OLD THEN THERE MIGHT BE PENICILLIN ON IT (I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND TRYING THIS AT HOME THOUGH ALTHOUGH TBH I REALLY HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT RANDOM GUNSHOT WOUNDS AND IF YOU DO YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT BREAD) 

(ALSO YOU COULD BE PENICILLIN-ALLERGIC AND THEN IT WOULD BE BAD) 

(ALSO IDK IF YOU COULD GUARANTEE THAT THE BREAD WOULD HAVE PENCILLIN MOLDS ON IT THERE COULD BE OTHER MOLD THAT WOULDN’T BE GOOD

BUT HEY TV LOGIC WRITERS AREN’T DOCTORS OR SCIENTISTS OR ANYTHING

…HOW DID THAT CONVERSATION IN THE WRITER’S ROOM GO ANYWAY? ‘HE GETS SHOT. WHAT DOES HE DO NEXT?’

'SOMEONE? ANYONE?'

'I KNOW! BREAD!’

I AM PRETTY SURE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE WRITER’S ROOM

AND DON’T WORRY I DON’T PLAN ON HAVING GUNSHOT WOUNDS ANYTIME SOON

BESIDES I DON’T HAVE ANY BREAD IN THE HOUSE ANYWAYS

NO BREAD? BUT THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR THE UNPLANNED GUNSHOT WOUNDS? 

I HAVE RICE

WOULD THAT WORK?

WOULDN’T PICKING ALL THE TINY GRAINS OUT OF YOUR SKIN REALLY SUCK LATER? 

(ALSO ALL OF MY DASH CONVERSATIONS LATELY SEEM TO BE TURNING INTO ‘WEIRD SCIENCE QUESTIONS’ BUT E-MAILING XKCD WITH “COULD YOU PUT MOLDY RICE IN A GUNSHOT WOUND?” JUST SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD GET US INTO THE “WEIRD AND WORRYING QUESTIONS” SECTION

YOU’RE RIGHT

OK NO RICE IN CASE OF UNEXPECTED GUNSHOT WOUND THEN GOOD THINKING

(WEIRD SCIENCE QUESTIONS ARE THE BEST. ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A REID OF OUR OWN TO ANSWER THEM INSTEAD OF FOREVER WONDERING. MAYBE YOU CAN ASK XKCD BUT REFERENCE THE EPISODE (“THE BIG WHEEL”) SO IT DOESN’T GET US INTO THE “WEIRD AND WORRYING QUESTIONS’ SECTION IF THEY KNOW IT’S ALL TELEVISION’S FAULT???)

I ALREADY WANT TO ASK IF YOU CAN POISON YOURSELF BY EATING SPINACH BUT AGAIN I THINK ALL OF MY INTERESTING SCIENCE QUESTIONS WOULD MAKE PEOPLE WORRIED

(I DID CALCULATIONS ON THAT ONE. USING GOOGLE INFO, IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD TAKE 1500 CUPS OF SPINACH TO INDUCE IRON TOXICITY. BUT OVER WHAT PERIOD OF TIME WOULD YOU HAVE TO EAT THE SPINACH TO GET IN TROUBLE?)

FYEAHWEIRDSCIENCEQUESTIONS

JUST SAY YOU HAVE A SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY AND ROLL WITH IT. IF YOU SEEM EARNEST AND ALSO CONFIDENT PEOPLE WILL BE MORE INTRIGUED THAN WORRIED, I THINK. I FIND WHEN I ASK THOSE KINDS OF QUESTIONS AND ACT LIKE ‘FOR SCIENCE YEAH!” THEY GO ‘OH OK’ JUST PRETEND

(OH MY GOD THAT IS A LOT OF SPINACH TO EAT TO POISON YOURSELF. I LIKE SPINICH BUT NOW I’M WORRIED ABOUT BINGE EATING IT OR EATING IT EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH AND DYING. THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO ASK THE HARD HITTING SCIENCE QUESTIONS SO WE CAN GET BACK TO EATING OUR FAVORITE GREENS)

TEAMWEIRDSCIENCEQUESTIONS 5EVA

galaxyspeaking:

I wanted to post a little update concerning the urban Romeo & Juliet I’m working on. I tried to put some text but I thought making it a ‘mute’ comic could be interesting ! This is page 2, out of 5 !

(via emir-dynamite)

thebootyprincess:

matthew grey gubler getting hit in the no-no’s by paget brewster’s purse

thebootyprincess:

matthew grey gubler getting hit in the no-no’s by paget brewster’s purse

cull3nblaze:

cutie pie :)