When Spider-Man dumped a bucket of ice cubes on his head in front of several journalists, and proclaimed that he «passed the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge on to Tony Stark», everyone expected the billionaire to just go through with it. Let’s face it – Tony had done weirder things on camera without ever having to be dared to. (Peeing in his suit hadn’t even been the worst one. Unfortunately not. By far.)
So when the Avengers watched it on the evening news (because Spidey had been nice enough to combine saving the city from a team of bank robbers with his dubious shower, while J. Jonah Jameson yelled his lungs out in the background), they were slightly disappointed when Tony declared «Nah, I’m not in the mood for ice down my panties right now».
«Ow, man, I already got my phone out,» Clint pouted.
"Black Widow isn’t a slytherin and never were" or "I’m going to puch a wall if you keep telling that she is"
Okay so lately I’ve been scrolling the Natasha’s tag and I see that almost everybody is putting our deadly widow in Slytherin (y’all motherfucka need jesus). Disclaimer: I’m a beginner in the Black Widow’s universe. I’ve only read The Finely Woven Thread and The Name of The Rose
Even if I understand why you chose that for her, I beg to differ.
Why I think Natasha isn’t, never were and never will be a Slytherin she is a Hufflepuff.